First we met the Frenchman Michel (Mike). We still didn't speak a word of French so we recruited him to help with the mission to Fuck every French girl on earth. He was more than helpful but was in the wrong line when they where giving out brains. He made up for it as a stunt cock. This girls ass was tastier than a french croissant. She blew our baguettes like they were Wonder Bread. After we where done with her, we dumped her in a back alley near Poodle Boulevard. French Girls Rule ! |
